* I have learned in the past week that no matter what tough times you go to, you really can only depend on yourself.
*Unless you have a super awesome mom, dad and sister.
*This whole thing with the Malaysian airplane freaks me out. I honestly have no idea what to believe.
*I honestly believe in the power of the tanning bed. I don’t go often, and I pretty much slather on SPF while I’m in there, but I am a firm believer that people need sunshine dammit.
*I have reacquainted myself lately with the beauty of a pizza that is just for me.
*My obsession for Brian Williams rivals only that of my obsession with Matt Laeur.
*Or that of Charles Barkley.
*I’m glad I didn’t do a bracket this year, because I’m pretty sure I would have broken a window (or computer) by now.
*I don’t know what they hype over American Hustle was; I do however understand it for Twelve Years a Slave.
*And your face is pretty much the best comeback ever. Next to yo momma.
*FUBAR is a great acronym. Try to use it once today. Just try. You’ll enjoy it.