- I will never be that girl who even thinks about working out on vacation. Please…vacation is for eating bad and drinking everything.
- I will never be that girl who thinks it is my civil duty to have children. If it happens, awesome. If not, I will not go to my grave thinking I didn’t accomplish anything.
- I will never be that girl who gives up meat. Not even for a second.
- I will never be that girl who can properly apply make up. Nope, just not in the cards for me.
- I will never be that girl who doesn’t wear high heels. I enjoy being 6′ tall with them on, thank you very much.
- I will never be that girl who doesn’t judge you on your proper usage of there, their and they’re. Come on people…
- I will never be that girl who can make a perfect over-easy egg.
- I will never be that girl that doesn’t have painted toenails.
- I will never be that girl who is late for everything.
- I will never be that girl who always has a postage stamp.
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